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I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!

For All Those LJ-ers Who Have Asked The Question, "Damn, Am I OLD?"

Name:
Am I old?
Location:
Geezerville, Population: You
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
This is a quirky community for anyone worried they might be "getting old" to come ask others the classic question, "Hey, am I getting old or.....?"

Things like, "Am I just old, or does it piss you off when girls let their thongs show? What the hell's up with that?"

No rules as of yet, just a fun place for those of us worried about getting older to bitch, complain, laugh, make fun of younger people (all in good fun,) reminisce about when we weren't worried about whether or not we "were old" and do whatever the hell we want because, hey, we just might be old and have earned that right.
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